Rectangulo has been kidnapped!
...by none other than the infamous Cousin Squiggles,
the silent Mitzi & a scary dead-like
bondage baby wearing fishnets!
I believe they are treating him well
but have some demands before he is safely returned
to Rebecca...(excerpt from ransom note)
"1 burrito, 2 slices of toast, 1 copy of Night of the Living Dead
and a new pair of fishnets in a brown paperbag
and leave it in the box office and
he will be returned to you unharmed."
More information as the story progresses...

NERDLY!!
Nerdly is very shy but extremely clever
and witty once you get to know him! He collects vintage calculators & also is
a big fan of role playing games! He tends to make up stories about his
life and really believes they are true. He eats primarily soy products since
he has “perceived” allergies to almost everything...especially shellfish.

Who made this?
I bought thingamajig at Thrift Town on 17th & Mission
in San Francisco...did you make it?
I think it's a work of mastery but he
isn't speaking too much of his maker or past.
If you know where he came from or anything of his past...
please let me know...
Thank you for your time and dedicated research.

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